Top 10 List

Although I’m still learning, I think it’s a safe assumption that this is a top 10 list of things you wouldn’t hear any Confessional Lutheran say.

10. “I sold my copy of Testing the Claims of Church Growth on eBay.”

9. “That Rob Bell is one heck of a theologian.”

8. “Deeds, not creeds.”

7. “I got Leonard Sweet to autograph my copy of SoulTsunami!”

6. “In truth, last summer the LCMS had its most positive and unified convention in years.”

5. “Jerry and I have a tee-time tomorrow at 9.”

4. “I never question the COP.”

3. “IE was canceled for business and programmatic reasons, and that’s final.”

2. “I’m sick of all this incessant internal purification.”

And the number one thing you’ll never hear Scott Diekmann say:

1. “Oh rats, I forgot to wear my Ablaze!^® bracelet.”

Great FOCUS material.